Ben Dunk September 2, 1969 to April 4, 1975.
BEN’S APHORISMS
Matrimonial discrepancies
Adjudicate friendships
The pacifist will revert
When his child is hurt
Inspiration can raise one above norm
Without persuasion
Raise a fist and a guard will rise
Open a palm to restore the calm
A fond cuddle is to a woman
As a filled purse is to a man
Dogged affection of a dog is a dog’s life
Oh, to be the husband or wife of a dog
Some of Britain’s visitors
May research their incestors
Blooming youth is the envy of the elderly
Position and finances the young do envy
Chickens do not peck each other
Unless one crowds their hutches and close tight the door
When poverty flies out of the window
Honesty enters the door
Inspiration can raise a person above their nom
Without persuasion
Men’s a women’s eyes
Do not see each others
In equal lights
And-or rights
Raise a fist
And a guard will rise
Open a palm
And restore the calm
Dogged affection of a dog
Is a dog’s life
Oh! To be the husband or wife
Of a dog
Costs of state are directly proportional
To the applied taxes
And inversely proportional
To public resistance
Providing ambient temperatures remain constant.
(With apologies to Mr. Ohm)
TRUTH MOMENT
The moment arrives in strife
No matter how liberal and lengthy
Are the appeasing attitudes
When, face to face differences
Into violence explodes
And the most peaceful persons
Will defend their course of life.